one time i got drunk at my cousin’s graduation and my mom was like “why do you feel the need to get drunk at family occasions” and i look at her and i was like “i learned from the best” and i got grounded
(via anailasaur)
This guy would survive a horror movie.
This guy would survive a horror movie.
Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard
He fucking hit him with a lamp.
I love his freedom pants.
Oh god it’s back
this post will haunt me until my death
i honestly just want his pant’s
(via stonerstruggles)
DID I JUST GET WINKED AT
BY A KOALA*winks back*
most action i’ve had in months
my dog winks at me, shes close enough to be a kola bear
(Source: hellyeahkoalas, via theinfinityysignn)
okay someone come over nd kiss me please
Please
(Source: passmesomelove, via hoepeless)