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the-vashta-nerada:

one time i got drunk at my cousin’s graduation and my mom was like “why do you feel the need to get drunk at family occasions” and i look at her and i was like “i learned from the best” and i got grounded

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qetfit:

hotanimegirl:

did this broccoli just flip me off?






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smokepotwithme:

crrocs:

t-aaylor:

behindthestripes:

sarcasticdumpling:

whoishannahh:

destielsrainbowdick:

nocturnalvisionary:

novakian:
This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He fucking hit him with a lamp. 

I love his freedom pants.

Oh god it’s back

this post will haunt me until my death

i honestly just want his pant’s
tr-anquil-kai:

chubby-elephant:

quocwithachance:

pizzaenthusiast:

DID I JUST GET WINKED ATBY A KOALA

*winks back*

most action i’ve had in months 

my dog winks at me, shes close enough to be a kola bear 
dreams-havenolimits:

premiium:

okay someone come over nd kiss me please

Please
senerii:

Rising Pillar of Light by David Cartier on Flickr.